Department of Small Kindnesses Heavyweight Tee
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Relaxed unisex fit. Take your usual size, or go up one for a boxier fit.
Made to order, just for you
Ships with tracking
Misprinted or damaged? We remake it free.
Hours: always open. Pay: none.
The department that doesn't exist, worn small on the chest instead of spelled out down the back. Two lines of plain mono type, set the way a real badge would read, for work nobody assigns and nobody pays for. Holding doors. Carrying things. Learning names. Letting people merge. In Emerald, Hemp and Island Reef.
The garment
- Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, so the color lives in the fiber and softens with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
- Pre-shrunk
Made to order, one at a time. About a week to make, then 3–5 business days with tracking. Nothing gets made that nobody wants.
Shipping and returns
Made to order, usually within about a week, then shipped with tracking.