Out Of Office Heavyweight Tee
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Relaxed unisex fit. Take your usual size, or go up one for a boxier fit.
Made to order, just for you
Ships with tracking
Misprinted or damaged? We remake it free.
Away from desk. Helping someone.
An away message for a person instead of an inbox. Returning: when they're set. Is it urgent: it can wait. Who to ask: anyone nearby. In my absence: hold the door. It's typed down the back in the same plain ledger as the Department of Small Kindnesses, because the joke only lands if it looks like a real one. For whoever in your office actually picks up when you need something.
The garment
- Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, so the color lives in the fiber and softens with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
- Pre-shrunk
Made to order, one at a time. About a week to make, then 3–5 business days with tracking. Nothing gets made that nobody wants.
Shipping and returns
Made to order, usually within about a week, then shipped with tracking.