The Thanksgiving Table Heavyweight Tee
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Relaxed unisex fit. Take your usual size, or go up one for a boxier fit.
Made to order, just for you
Ships with tracking
Misprinted or damaged? We remake it free.
Who held the door sits down first.
Thanksgiving dinner, with the seating rules written down. Who held the door sits down first. Who cooked doesn't lift a finger. Who does the dishes: you. The last roll, offer it. Leftovers, send them home. It runs down the back in the same ledger layout as the Department of Small Kindnesses, with HELD OPEN in clay at the bottom and a Give thanks, expect none stamp in the corner. Wear it to dinner and see who reads it out loud first.
The garment
- Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, so the color lives in the fiber and softens with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
- Pre-shrunk
Made to order, one at a time. About a week to make, then 3–5 business days with tracking. Order by Nov 12 to have it at the table.
Shipping and returns
Made to order, usually within about a week, then shipped with tracking.